Guest Napkin: COHN

COHN, a feral child raised by furniture, has self-published three imaginary books under a pseudonym that he cannot remember. He is a master Googler and would do really well on Jeopardy if not for the big rush to come up with answers. Unlike his mentor John Matta, he only knows one or two uses for napkins; sadly, his previous 300 attempts at cartoons were ruined by various sauces and spills.